Wordle Postgame Report, September 19
GAMES OF SKILL AND CHANCE DEP'T.
September 19, TRICE, 5/6
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THE PRINCIPLE THAT Wordle words should be normal let me to choose STRAP over STROP to begin with. The T and R came up yellow. Rather than sliding them together to the front, I split them up and tried TONER. Green T, yellow ER—so the T and R belonged together, after all. TRITE? Green, green, green, gray, green. The tiresome old guessing game was at hand. How long could it go on? I surely wasn't going to play TRIKE till I had to. TRIBE would be nice and normal. It just wasnhe answer. Four down, two to go. TRIPE was already off the board. That left either TRIKE (no) or...TRICE. TRICE it was. A puzzle-word. It all went quickly but still seemed like a waste of time.
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