Wordle Postgame Report, July 13
GAMES OF SKILL AND CHANCE DEP'T.
July 13, BLAND, 4/6
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THE LAST THING I did before sitting down to Wordle was to tell the younger kid to take out the trash, so I opened with CHORE, and got all gray. PLAIN got a green LA and a yellow N, which meant that unless the answer somehow opened with NL-, the N would have to go in the fourth spot: _ L A N _. Obviously the word to play was GLAND, edging out FLANK. The -LAND was right, but the G stayed gray. The answer was some less good word than GLAND, then. BLAND: yes it was, and yes it was.
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