July 10, BERTH, 4/6
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LIKE A MINIGOLF hole with an unfriendly cup. SPLAT got a yellow hen THROW got a yelllow TH and a green R, putting it inches from the target: it had to be _ _ R T H. The first, straight-line guess was BIRTH, but the green B was followed by a grey I. There would be no hacking around with MIRTH and GIRTH, just the resignation of typing in BERTH for the tap-in.
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