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February 7, 2023, APPLE, 4/6
IT TOOK SOME stretching out for starter words before I came up with RANGY. I tried centering the A in PLACE, but that wasn't where it went; still, the P, L, and A came up yellow and the E was green. The answer presented itself obviously: AMPLE. The answer was wrong. The M stayed gray. APPLE. Green and sour.
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