Wordle Postgame Report, CATCH up: August 4-7
GAMES OF SKILL AND CHANCE DEP'T.
August 5, BUGGY, 4/6
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MAYBE THE AUTHORITIES of Oceania had a point about ignorance being strength. FLACK turned up all gray, and then SPORE likewise turned up all gray. Ten letters guessed, zero guessed correctly. The vowels were running low: HUMID? The U was green, everything else was gray again. Fifteen letters guessed, fourteen wrong guesses. I had almost no positive knowledge about the word—but because of that, I'd swept the keyboard map more than halfway clear. I couldn't see any three-consonant clusters to follow the U, so there almost certainly had to be a Y at the end. The answer could still be TUBBY, but BUGGY seemed the safer Wordle play. It was. I'd worked through the possibilities in the dark, almost algorithmically, without a single glitch.
August 6, ALIEN, 3/6
PROSE GOT A yellow E. DEITY got a green I, with the E still yellow. It didn't seem like much progress until I tried to find a next move—any next move at all. Either the answer started with E or it had an IE in it. Neither one seemed to go anywhere. My mind kept bouncing around to FRIED, impossible for two different reasons, and EVITE, not a real word and also impossible. QUIET? Again, the T was gone. With R and T already gone, there weren't many consonant pairs that would fit in the first two spaces. I kept staring at the screen, and at the word skeletons I'd written on the scratch pad. If not two consonants, a vowel? A? A, as in...ALIEN? The little green word turned over, after coming from somewhere far, far away.
August 7, SMEAR, 4/6
IT SEEMED LIKE a good start with STORK: a green S and a yellow R. Where did the R belong? SCRAP kept it yellow, but added a green A. The answer wasn't going to start with SR, or at least if it were going to start with SR, I couldn't begin to think of what it would be. So: S _ _ A R. SH-? SHEAR? Four green letters and a gray H. SMEAR wiped away the gray, with a solid streak of green.
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