August 4: RHYME, 4/6
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I STARTED BEFORE I was fully awake, playing VAULT, which delivered all gray. SHORE gave me green H, green E, yellow R. and false hopes of a good game today. My brain was too sleepy to try with RH, so it fixed upon HR, then E: what finer result, in the Wordle's third round, than to win the whole thing with a THREE? A brilliant solution, except for the fact that the T had already been played, a problem that I'd overlooked till I saw it go gray once again. Now dismayed, I considered the R. It was yellow still, too, which left one place to put it this time: in the front, to make R, H, blank, blank, and then E, which belatedly forced me to RHYME.
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