PUBLIC WORKS DEP'T.
I bet you are supposed to spread the "missing butter" on the toast before adding the filling.
I look forward to a report (a squirt?) from Tom on the squeegee-ing situation in NYC. Or is squeegee-ing just a Baltimore thing? It doesn't seem to be a thing here in Vancouver, BC, possibly because the Vancouver cops don't wait for the city government to announce an "anti-squeegee initiative" - just barging in and busting heads, particularly brown heads, is more the VPD style.