IN MEMORIAM DEP'T.
The Year in Obituaries and Remembrances
HERE IS OUR year-end roundup of the people we memorialized this year—mostly with sorrow, though in one case the sorrow was strictly on behalf of everyone else who was unfortunate enough to have shared the planet with him.
Gordon Lightfoot, 1938–2023
My perception of Gordon Lightfoot took a turn for falsehood years and years and years ago when a co-worker told me that as a greenskeeper at a golf course in Canada, he met Gordon Lightfoot, and that he was a legendary drunk who drove his car onto the course.
Sinead O'Connor, 1966–2023
She was correct on the merits, on all accounts, so she never stopped having to pay for it.
Brooks Robinson, 1937–2023
The calendar said he was 34, entering the long, bright late afternoon of his career, but Brooks existed in an eternal present. He'd leapt high in the air—unbelievably high, with his unimpressive legs—with a wide-open grin for his teammates, when the Orioles finished off the Dodgers in 1966, and he'd never really come down.
Lori Teresa Yearwood, 1965–2023
What Lori bore witness to, drawing on her own journey into and out of homelessness, was that none of us is extraordinary enough to stand safely apart from the dehumanizing forces in our society—and, simultaneously, that every person is an extraordinary person, if you're willing to hear what they have to say.
Cormac McCarthy, 1933–2023
The unfamiliarity was a familiar sensation: it was what reading felt like when reading was new, before I'd learned almost all of the words that people were likely to put into books. McCarthy—especially the latter-day, even more popularly successful McCarthy of The Road and No Country for Old Men—was a propulsive storyteller, with at times a screenwriterly directness and urgency, but he was also the idiosyncratic obsessive putting on the page whatever prophetic digressions or archaic lingo he wanted to put there, decade after decade, whether anyone else cared to pay attention or not. The books were as accessible and as cryptic as the world itself was.
Henry Kissinger, 1923–2023
One plausible reading of Kissinger's blood-soaked career would be that he was fanatically, idiotically amoral—that he had fixated on the idea that morality and human rights were dangerously sentimental concerns for a superpower trying to shape the world to its interests, and that therefore prudence and realism demanded that he always steer toward the least moral, most inhumane options in sight. But that approach still demanded a moral compass, just one that pointed in reverse, which was how and why he consistently made sure, as with the Letelier assassination, to lie about what he'd done, or to have others lie for him.
Shane MacGowan, 1957–2023
Does an artist really need to destroy themself for art's sake? In between the role of the feral drunk that MacGowan inhabited his own public life and the feral drunk characters he inhabited in song, there was a subtle and incisive interpreter, able to wring heartbreak out of what sounded like bravado and vice versa.
WEATHER REVIEWS
New York City, December 26, 2023
★★★ The edges between the white clouds and the blue sky were blurred away. The sun was a rumor off below the buildings; the light was the light of coal season in China. Toward downtown the misty haze hanging on the chilly air was faded gold, with towers dissolving in it as they receded. Along the cross streets it was just smoky. A falcon, long-winged and flick-tailed, flitted from one cellular transmission antenna to another and then back again. In the afternoon glow in the bank vestibule, a rat made a hunching sprint across the carpet and vanished somewhere around the heaters.
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SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.
WE PRESENT INSTRUCTIONS for the assembly of sandwiches from A Calendar of Dinners, with 615 Recipes (stealth title: The Story of Crisco), by Marion Harris Neil, Published in 1921, now in the Public Domain, available at archive.org for the delectation of all.
The quality, as well as the quantity, of lard was diminishing steadily in the face of a growing population. Prices were rising. "The high-cost-of-living" was an oft-repeated phrase. Also, our country was outgrowing its supply of butter. What was needed, therefore, was not a substitute, but something better than these fats, some product which not only would accomplish as much in cookery, but a great deal more.
Egg and Anchovy Sandwiches
3 tablespoonfuls melted Crisco
10 anchovies
3 hard-cooked eggs
2 tablespoonfuls grated cheese
1 teaspoonful curry powder
1/2 teaspoonful lemon juice
Salt to taste
Brown bread
Watercress
Bone anchovies, put them in basin or mortar with eggs, cheese, and one tablespoonful Crisco, and pound all well together. Mix remaining Crisco with curry powder, lemon juice, and salt to taste. Cut some thin brown bread, spread with curry mixture and layer of anchovy paste. Lay another piece of bread on top, and cut into fancy shapes. Arrange on a lace paper and garnish with watercress.
Sufficient for fifteen sandwiches.
Fried Egg Sandwiches
2 tablespoonfuls Crisco
4 hard-cooked eggs
2 tablespoonfuls cream
Salt, pepper, and red pepper to taste
2 rasped rolls
Fritter batter
Cut hard-cooked eggs free from shells into slices and pound Crisco and cream to a paste. Season with salt, pepper, and red pepper. Cut rolls into thin slices, butter them, spread them with the mixture and make into small sandwiches. Dip each sandwich into some prepared fritter batter, and fry to golden brown in hot Crisco. Drain and serve hot.
Sufficient for twelve sandwiches.
Hudson Sandwiches
2 tablespoonfuls Crisco
1/2 lb. cooked meat
6 stoned olives
1 teaspoonful capers
2 hard-cooked eggs
Salt and pepper to taste
Crisp lettuce leaves
12 picked shrimps
Parsley
Brown bread
Put through food chopper cooked meat, olives, capers, and yolks of hard cooked eggs, then add Crisco and seasonings. Spread mixture on slices of buttered brown bread, and stamp them out with a round cutter; sprinkle surfaces of sandwiches with chopped whites of eggs. Dish up in circular fashion. Put lettuce in center with shrimps and a few sprigs of parsley. This sandwich quite repays the trouble of making.
Sufficient for twenty sandwiches.
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As usual with people who style themselves "hard-headed realists" as an excuse for being assholes, Henry Kissinger was a fool or a fraud who was bad at his job, if his goal had actually been to maintain and extend the prosperity and security of the USA. As just one minor example among the many that could be given, here's something I wrote in 2021 (as we're being retrospective this evening):
"Hey look, it's war criminal Henry Kissinger, still somehow alive, at large, and on the front page of The Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/may/01/us-china-doomsday-threat-ramped-up-by-hi-tech-advances-says-kissinger
'The 97-year-old former US secretary of state, who as an adviser to president Richard Nixon crafted the 1971 unfreezing of relations between Washington and Beijing, said the mix of economic, military and technological strengths of the two superpowers [China and the USA] carried more risks than the cold war with the Soviet Union.'
Which is - like so many stories these days - darkly hilarious, because what did he expect? Life in China has changed a lot for most people there since 1971, but the essential thuggishness of the Chinese government has not. The way they behave these days, including the way they bluster and bully internationally, is exactly the way any sensible observer expected them to behave once they became prosperous enough. It's absurd for Kissinger to feign surprise or dismay.
And when he says, "The Soviet Union had no economic capacity ... China is a huge economic power in addition to being a significant military power," I want to say, "Gee, Henry, how did that happen?" It couldn't have any connection to the fact that American stores are now filled with goods made in China, to such a degree that certain categories of goods now hardly exist from any other source, could it? And that, in turn, couldn't have any connection to the fact that the American government since the Nixon/Kissinger era has cultivated trade with China, at least until Cheetolini's poorly considered "trade war" of the past couple of years, could it?
In fact, of course, there has been a bipartisan consensus, with few dissenters, that trade with China was good for bidness in America, often accompanied by a touching faith/cynical pretext that growing prosperity in China would somehow lead to political liberalization there. And Kissinger was in the vanguard of this consensus."
That is, I repeat, just one minor example of Kissinger's ineptitude or dishonesty and how policies he advocated hindered rather than helped the purposes he claimed to serve. It doesn't even touch on how much it costs the USA to be deeply distrusted, if not bitterly hated, by millions of people in countries where Kissinger encouraged brutal repression, including mass murder.
Never fall for the popular delusion that treating people like shit is the "pragmatic", "realistic" choice. Treating people like shit isn't just selfish, it's stupidly, myopically selfish. Typically, it's the choice of people who are too dumb to grasp any but the most immediate consequences and hence continually foul their own nests.