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The Second Email We Sent Today, May 7, 2019
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LAST WEEK ON HMM DAILY
Updated: Game of F•R•I•E•N•D•S
We present here for your continued amusement, delectation, and possible puzzlement four recipes for sandwiches, hand-picked from The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways to Make a Sandwich, published in 1909 and now in the public domain. We ran out of sardine recipes. OR DID WE.
ROAST BEEF AND JAM SANDWICH
Between thin slices of lightly buttered white bread, place thin slices of cold roast beef; on top of this spread plum jam.
ROAST BEEF SANDWICH NO. 2
Between thin slices of buttered bread place thin slices of cold roast beef; spread this thinly with horseradish.
CHERRY SALAD SANDWICH
Remove stones from two cups of cherries, add one-half of English walnuts and two stalks of celery that have been chopped fine; add enough mayonnaise to moisten; place between thin slices of lightly buttered white bread. Garnish with a cherry.
A pound of raw beef through the meat chopper; a teacupful of bread crumbs, pepper and salt to taste; mix with a well-beaten egg, and form into a roll.
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